MANILA - 7 February 2010 at 1115 hours, I googled for this entry exactly as you see the line below:
philippines “sugarcane smut”
and Google gave me, in 0.48 seconds, 2,020,000 webpages, thank you very much.
But Google also had this note below the Search box (my italics):
The word “smut” has been filtered from the search because Google SafeSearch is active. And I’m supposed to rejoice?
I’m very sensitive. Of course SafeSearch is active! Don’t tell me that; I know. You see, since many years ago, I have always been setting my Google Search Preferences to English only, Google’s SafeSearch - “Use strict filtering” meaning filter out both explicit text and explicit images, display 100 results per page, and open search results in a new browser window. Google is supposed to follow my instructions to the letter.
Today, in those 2,020,000 webpages, I see separate webpages on “Philippines” and “sugarcane” and not “sugarcane smut” like I want to. What good is a fast 0.48 seconds search for millions of webpages if I can’t use any of them? Like somebody said long ago, the PC does not improve on your making mistakes; it only makes your mistakes happen faster. My search experience today proves the point. I’m unhappier faster.
My mistake? I believe it’s Google’s. My Google smut experience tells me now:
Google is not searching like I tell it to. When I search for “sugarcane smut” I mean “sugarcane smut” and not any other kind of smut; my smut is described as sugarcane, not somebody else’s smut. Why am I on my desktop PC 24/7? Not for smut. Did Google consider that?
For Google to look in separate ways “sugarcane” apart from “smut” means Google is not looking for my exact phrase “sugarcane smut” - which is what those double quotes stand for as I used them - exact phrase within those quotes - that to me indicates that Google’s vocabulary (thesaurus) is limited. Or its search programming is. How would I feel if Google searched separately the words, even if I put the double quotes “I love you” - that would be like splitting hairs.
“Smut” means “obscene” and “speck of dirt” and “plant disease” - but I wasn’t searching for “smut” only or “sugarcane” only - so why expand my search when I’m trying to do the exact opposite: limit it? I don’t want to have anything to do with your sex filth or her ground dirt; I want my sweet disease!
When I say “sugarcane smut” I mean “sugarcane smut” and not AND/OR, not either or both “sugarcane” and “smut” - does this mean that Google has changed the rules of Internet search without telling me? My double quote means I want the exact phrase, so don’t give me any Boolean smart, or smut.
Gearing up for a paradigm shift in bio-innovations
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*By William D Dar, Director General, ICRISAT. Special address, Valedictory
ceremony, BioAsia 2010, 06 February 2010, Hyderabad International Convention
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